Looking for funny BJJ rash guards?
Every now and then, you might want to mix it up and wear a silly rash guard to no-gi class.
Here's a list of some of the most hilarious rash guards I've found.
And if you're feeling inspired, you can also design your own custom rash guard!
(NOTE: Most funny BJJ rash guards are offered by the brand XMARTIAL — read my review about their rash guards here)
The type of rash guard John Danaher would wear to a wedding. Perfect for when you want to get fancy at no-gi class.
One of my favorite Craig Jones rash guards. Great for smashing white belts while advertising your favorite side hustle.
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If you had to grapple with Vecna, you'd wear this rash guard. A fun homage to season 4 of Stranger Things.
Overalls, a flannel shirt, and an "I love rednecks" button — the perfect rash guard for wannabe hillbillys!
Another one of my favorites from Craig Jones. Not only a funny BJJ rash guard, but a great product as well.
Wear this to chop down some wood and then strangle your training partners. Sounds like a wonderful day to me!
Who says leopard print is limited to the bedroom? Just make sure you get the matching shorts as well to complete the look.
"Mexican ground karate" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Another favorite from Craig Jones and B Team.
I don't know about you, but I like the sound of Cuddlehub. It seems like a much healthier alternative to...you know what.
10. Goku Rash Guard
If you didn't watch Dragonball Z as a kid, did you even have a childhood? Watch yourself turn Super Saiyan as soon as you put on this rash guard.
"Winter is coming." The perfect rash guard for Game Of Thrones fans who also like to choke people on the mats.
Channel your inner Spiderman with this rash guard. Guaranteed you'll feel like a superhero sporting this one!
When I think about "rolls," I think about sushi. You too? Then wear this rash guard and show off your love for sushi.
For all of the 40+ jiujiteiros out there...this rash guard is for you. You're already thinking it, so put it on your shirt.
"Live long, and prosper." The rash guard Patrick Stewart wore himself in one of the most iconic shows of all time, Star Trek.
Armed with this rash guard, your training partners won't even see you coming. Great for back-takes!
What's not to love about a samurai panda? A fun, not-so-serious samurai-inspired BJJ rash guard.
Decaf? Blasphemy. A fun rash guard by Coffee & Kimuras for those who need their caffeine.
This "Zen Cat" rash guard will help you stay zen as you roll. You just gotta flow, man!
Terminator 2 is one of the best action films of all time. This Terminator BJJ rash guard features the T-800 skull. "I'll be back..."
Pizza, cats, alpacas, in space. I'd like to know what the creator of this rash guard was thinking when they came up with this zany design.
What animal best describes your game? If you roll like a sloth, then you're destined to wear this "King Sloth" rash guard.
Don't limit ugly Christmas sweaters to Christmas parties — with this rash guard, you can bring the ugliness on the mats!
Acai bowls and flow rolls. A fun yet high-quality BJJ rash guard from one of the best BJJ rash guard brands, 93brand.
Channel the serene energy of the gentle panda as you roll. That red belt doesn't lie!
The "T-Rex Arms" reminds you of one of the most important BJJ principles: keep those arms in tight!
Coffee, then jiu-jitsu. The perfect rash guard for those who love their coffee before class — specifically, Starbucks.
The "Bloodsport" rash guard features all-time great Jean-Claude Van Damme striking one of his most intimidating poses.
Mmmmm..donuts. A nice rash guard for all of the thiccc boys out there who love their sweets!
Confession: I thought "Knee On Belly" was "Neon Belly" for at least 3 months. This rash guard feels like a personal attack...
Tie Die is back in style, baby! A fun, multi-color rash guard by Epic Roll that's guaranteed to make you stand out on the mats.
Do you think the Ninja Turtles know jiu-jitsu? This rash guard features the entire crew from the famous 80's cartoon series.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you...Wear this rash guard, and you'll scare your opponents into submission.
Coffee & Kimuras has built an entire brand around...that's right, Coffee and kimuras. A fun and super high-quality rash guard.
Wrestling fan? Then you'll love this "WWF" rash guard featuring 2 pandas getting after it!
Did you know Chuck Norris is a third degree black belt in BJJ? This rash guard features the legendary meme action star.
A cat hitting a kimura on another cat? So cute! The most wholesome rash guard on the market.
Another funny BJJ rash guard that looks like it was conceived by an artist on magic mushrooms. What's not to love about this one?
I don't know what a "thinking monkey" is...but it does look great on this rash guard by Tatami, one of the best BJJ brands.
Wear this rash guard when you're rolling with spazzy white belts: "don't forget to chill!"
Not sure if this one is funny or awesome — or both. One of my favorite Sega games, but on a rash guard!
This rash guard is for all the jiujiteiros who tend to doodle when they don't have coffee. Another fun one by Coffee & Kimuras!
Funny BJJ Rash Guards: Conclusion
What's your favorite funny BJJ rash guard from this list?
Do you have an original idea for a funny BJJ rash guard?
Let me know in the comments below.
Happy rolling!
Tsavo Neal
Tsavo is the founder of BJJ Equipment and BJJ blue belt who started training in 2019. He's a passionate hobbyist and BJJ gear/equipment aficionado who wanted to share his favorite pickups with other jiujiteiros. He launched BJJ Equipment in 2022 to make it easy for jiu-jitsu practitioners to find the best BJJ gear so they look, feel, and perform at their best on the mats.
4 Comments on “42 Funny BJJ Rash Guards Your Training Partners Will Love”
Got a few good ones…
Darcin’ Donuts (Dunkin Donuts logo)
Dora and the Kimura. (Take on Dora the Explorer)
Some one fishing with a foot on the end of there line. (Heel hook)
A triangle that has wings on it (Flying Triangle)
A guy checking his watch, and there is a lock on it. (Wrist lock)
Got a few more… I’m funny I know. Give me a Store credit or whatever.
Love it — hilarious ideas Corey! If I ran a store, I’d for sure give you a store credit.
That being said, I do plan on creating a post curating all of the best Black Friday BJJ deals.
I’m sure that will help save you some money on your next BJJ purchase.
Stay tuned for that (November 25). 🤙
Thanks
You’re welcome!