42 Funny BJJ Rash Guards Your Training Partners Will Love

By Tsavo NealBJJ Gear4 Comments

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Looking for funny BJJ rash guards?

Every now and then, you might want to mix it up and wear a silly rash guard to no-gi class.

Here's a list of some of the most hilarious rash guards I've found.

And if you're feeling inspired, you can also design your own custom rash guard!

(NOTE: Most funny BJJ rash guards are offered by the brand XMARTIAL — read my review about their rash guards here)

funny bjj rash guards tuxedo

The type of rash guard John Danaher would wear to a wedding. Perfect for when you want to get fancy at no-gi class.

only fans rash guard

One of my favorite Craig Jones rash guards. Great for smashing white belts while advertising your favorite side hustle.

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hellfire club rash guard

If you had to grapple with Vecna, you'd wear this rash guard. A fun homage to season 4 of Stranger Things.

hillbilly rash guard

Overalls, a flannel shirt, and an "I love rednecks" button — the perfect rash guard for wannabe hillbillys!

plan b rash guard

Another one of my favorites from Craig Jones. Not only a funny BJJ rash guard, but a great product as well.

lumberjack rash guard

Wear this to chop down some wood and then strangle your training partners. Sounds like a wonderful day to me!

leopard print rash guard

Who says leopard print is limited to the bedroom? Just make sure you get the matching shorts as well to complete the look.

mexican ground karate rash guard

"Mexican ground karate" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Another favorite from Craig Jones and B Team.

cuddlehub rash guard

I don't know about you, but I like the sound of Cuddlehub. It seems like a much healthier alternative to...you know what.

goku rash guard

If you didn't watch Dragonball Z as a kid, did you even have a childhood? Watch yourself turn Super Saiyan as soon as you put on this rash guard.

game of chokes rash guard

"Winter is coming." The perfect rash guard for Game Of Thrones fans who also like to choke people on the mats.

spiderman rash guard

Channel your inner Spiderman with this rash guard. Guaranteed you'll feel like a superhero sporting this one!

sushi roll rash guard

When I think about "rolls," I think about sushi. You too? Then wear this rash guard and show off your love for sushi.

too old for this rash guard

For all of the 40+ jiujiteiros out there...this rash guard is for you. You're already thinking it, so put it on your shirt.

star trek rash guard

"Live long, and prosper." The rash guard Patrick Stewart wore himself in one of the most iconic shows of all time, Star Trek.

full camo rash guard

Armed with this rash guard, your training partners won't even see you coming. Great for back-takes!

samurai panda rash guard

What's not to love about a samurai panda? A fun, not-so-serious samurai-inspired BJJ rash guard.

anti decaf rash guard

Decaf? Blasphemy. A fun rash guard by Coffee & Kimuras for those who need their caffeine.

zen cat rash guard

This "Zen Cat" rash guard will help you stay zen as you roll. You just gotta flow, man!

terminator skynet rash guard

Terminator 2 is one of the best action films of all time. This Terminator BJJ rash guard features the T-800 skull. "I'll be back..."

space cat rash guard

Pizza, cats, alpacas, in space. I'd like to know what the creator of this rash guard was thinking when they came up with this zany design.

king sloth rash guard

What animal best describes your game? If you roll like a sloth, then you're destined to wear this "King Sloth" rash guard.

ugly christmas sweater rash guard

Don't limit ugly Christmas sweaters to Christmas parties — with this rash guard, you can bring the ugliness on the mats!

acai berry rash guard

Acai bowls and flow rolls. A fun yet high-quality BJJ rash guard from one of the best BJJ rash guard brands, 93brand.

Gentle Panda Rash Guard

Channel the serene energy of the gentle panda as you roll. That red belt doesn't lie!

t rex arms rash guard

The "T-Rex Arms" reminds you of one of the most important BJJ principles: keep those arms in tight!

starlocks rash guard

Coffee, then jiu-jitsu. The perfect rash guard for those who love their coffee before class — specifically, Starbucks.

bloodsport rash guard

The "Bloodsport" rash guard features all-time great Jean-Claude Van Damme striking one of his most intimidating poses.

donuts rash guard

Mmmmm..donuts. A nice rash guard for all of the thiccc boys out there who love their sweets!

neon belly rash guard

Confession: I thought "Knee On Belly" was "Neon Belly" for at least 3 months. This rash guard feels like a personal attack...

tie die rash guard

Tie Die is back in style, baby! A fun, multi-color rash guard by Epic Roll that's guaranteed to make you stand out on the mats.

ninja turtles rash guard

Do you think the Ninja Turtles know jiu-jitsu? This rash guard features the entire crew from the famous 80's cartoon series.

freddy kreuger rash guard

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...Wear this rash guard, and you'll scare your opponents into submission.

coffee & kimuras rash guard

Coffee & Kimuras has built an entire brand around...that's right, Coffee and kimuras. A fun and super high-quality rash guard.

wwf rash guard

Wrestling fan? Then you'll love this "WWF" rash guard featuring 2 pandas getting after it!

chuck norris rash guard

Did you know Chuck Norris is a third degree black belt in BJJ? This rash guard features the legendary meme action star.

kimeowra rash guard

A cat hitting a kimura on another cat? So cute! The most wholesome rash guard on the market.

rex cat rash guard

Another funny BJJ rash guard that looks like it was conceived by an artist on magic mushrooms. What's not to love about this one?

thinker monkey rash guard

I don't know what a "thinking monkey" is...but it does look great on this rash guard by Tatami, one of the best BJJ brands.

don't forget to chill rash guard

Wear this rash guard when you're rolling with spazzy white belts: "don't forget to chill!"

golden axe rash guard

Not sure if this one is funny or awesome — or both. One of my favorite Sega games, but on a rash guard!

doodles rash guard

This rash guard is for all the jiujiteiros who tend to doodle when they don't have coffee. Another fun one by Coffee & Kimuras!

Funny BJJ Rash Guards: Conclusion

What's your favorite funny BJJ rash guard from this list?

Do you have an original idea for a funny BJJ rash guard?

Let me know in the comments below.

Happy rolling!

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Tsavo Neal

Tsavo is the founder of BJJ Equipment, an assistant BJJ instructor at InFighting, and a BJJ purple belt. He's a passionate hobbyist and BJJ gear/equipment aficionado. He launched BJJ Equipment in 2022 to make it easy for grapplers to find the best BJJ gear so they look, feel, and perform at their best on the mats.

4 Comments on “42 Funny BJJ Rash Guards Your Training Partners Will Love”

  1. Got a few good ones…

    Darcin’ Donuts (Dunkin Donuts logo)

    Dora and the Kimura. (Take on Dora the Explorer)

    Some one fishing with a foot on the end of there line. (Heel hook)

    A triangle that has wings on it (Flying Triangle)

    A guy checking his watch, and there is a lock on it. (Wrist lock)

    Got a few more… I’m funny I know. Give me a Store credit or whatever.

    1. Love it — hilarious ideas Corey! If I ran a store, I’d for sure give you a store credit.

      That being said, I do plan on creating a post curating all of the best Black Friday BJJ deals.

      I’m sure that will help save you some money on your next BJJ purchase.

      Stay tuned for that (November 25). 🤙

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